New Reality Show Announced: Survivor – Art Fair Artist

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Norm Darwish, Michael Weber, Lance Munn

Three artists (with almost 100 years of art fair experience) who are finalists in the search for contestants in the new reality program: Survivor: Art Fair

The C(olonial) B(roadcast) S(ystem)’s special edition of “Survivor: Art Fairs” will feature 32 art fair artists next year during election year. The winner will celebrate their end of show season by merely breaking even and covering their expenses. All the rest will lose thousands of dollars doing art fairs, plus untold thousands in loss of art work and displays due to natural and weather disasters.

Here are the key points recently hammered out between the network and Eastaf:

  1. All art fairs that the cast members attend will only be in economically depressed areas, ones that are prone to natural disasters and/or have a history of extremely violent weather.
  2. Every effort will be made to be sure that the cities on the show schedule will be good candidates for 2008 election rallies, debates and campaigning by all top political candidates. This will add to the confusion and attention of the dwindling public. However, this can not be guaranteed as the schedule of these said events can change rapidly.
  3. No vehicle may be used that is less than 10 years old or has an odometer reading of less than 200,000 miles, and must have at least 2 bald tires. Also the vehicle can not have cruise control or A/C.
  4. All art fairs will be no less than 500 miles apart and none will scheduled to coincide with the dates of each so as to make a tour possible of one certain area of the country.
  5. All art fairs must have at least a minimum entry fee of $400 with a jury fee of no less than $45
  6. Cell phones and electronic credit card machines are strictly forbidden.
  7. Any type of business replacement insurance policy is strictly forbidden.
  8. The use of Priceline is strictly forbidden.
  9. All display equipment must be at least 10 years old and have only patched tarps.
  10. And finally, all display equipment and art work has to be dollied at least a minimum of 300 feet from your vehicle to your booth space.

Applications will soon be out for this. Please note that the older you are, the more disabled you are and the less functional your art work is will greatly increase your chances of being included in this show!!

Applications being taken on this blog. Add your information in the Comments section below.

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2 Responses to “New Reality Show Announced: Survivor – Art Fair Artist”

  1. Gary DeLamatre Says:

    Hey guys,
    Well it looks like my email made the big time here. This was inspired by the first paragraph by Ken Bailey, I added the rest. Cheryl Jones has contributed a few tweaks and additions if you want them, makes it even more difficult
    thanks for posting it.
    Gary DeLamatre

  2. Connie Bieber Says:

    Hey, I didn’t know that I was already part of the Show! This list sounds like my last five years of doing art fairs!

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